Val

Who This
Val is a mysterious mod of the server. Hardly anyone has ever seen her face, but those who have proclaim great beauty behind what they have seen. No one has ever heard her voice. Urban legends say that Val has boxed with God, and played golf with the devil. She clearly seems capable of understanding the English language, yet cannot speak it herself. Regardless of these odd circumstances, Val has become beloved by many members of the server, going as far as to see her as a motherly figure. However, no one has seen her as she truly is: an idiot.

Appearance
Val is known for being a muscular/chubby hybrid beast that no one can make heads or tails of. Allegedly, she stands at 6'4". Her face is covered in piercings, given her former edgelord mentality. She appears to slouch and walk with an odd limp. Val always seems to be swatting at something, yet witnesses claim no insects were around.

History
Val entered the Meme Death Pit on February 15th, 2017. She immediately proceeded to meme it up with the lads.

Abilities

 * Can carry anyone in the server
 * Can suplex the sun
 * Can make you delicious meals
 * Can say full sentences and not have a single syllable be coherent
 * Will love you for all eternity or until you act like a dick