Syd

Who This
Forged from the bowels of Mount Gay itself, Syd joined in a desperate attempt to make friends and succeeded. He now spends his time in Meme Cuisine either complaining about his life or telling painfully unfunny jokes.

Appearance
Standing in at 5'6" and thicc levels of pounds, Syd looks like a kid on tumblr who runs a Steven Universe discourse blog. But smugger.

History
Syd was originally brought to Earth to remind people why autism really shouldn't speak. He would continue to fuck up everything until the age of 15, where he started fucking up a little less. Having no friends due to the aformentioned fucking up of everything, Syd was left with no friends or social life to speak of. Sick of being a sad little man, he joined Meme Cuisine to reap the benefits of friendship. He succeeded. Now that he possess many friends whom he loves, Sydney can now attempt to be a functional human being.

Abilities

 * can bring the mood from 10 to -20 in 5 seconds flat
 * has 26 pictures of Maxie at the ready
 * is edgy to the point of no return
 * can probably suck a dick