Real Slick

Who This
Slick has been a resident of the server since day one. He met Niko through the Cringe Channel (which makes sense, oddly enough). And a connection was made through a weird obsession with JuJu's Kooky Quest.

Just like the rest of the server members, he is a fucking weeaboo, and does art. He will force his shit music tastes upon you at any given time. People say he is chill/relaxed, but he is just Canadian. He could probably write a short story about the object nearest to you.

Appearance
When you imagine the person behind the name “Real Slick,” you’d probably imagine a chubby, greasy Italian guy wearing a tank top and sweats. You’d be sort of right.

Slick is a chubby, greasy Indian guy wearing a flannel shirt and jeans. He proudly sports the legendary Gay Boots brand: Blundstone. He also wears dad glasses, and looks older than he actually is.

Basically, he looks like that one uncle who only exists to help move stuff around. Except he has stick arms and can’t lift anything.

History
A long time ago, when the eagles flew free and the buffaloes roamed the great plains at their own leisure, the Great Spirit of the North itself birthed a babby from the stars. Being a child from the Great Spirits, he was destined for greatness. The Great Spirit expected this babby to bring the Indigenous people from the ashes, and return them to their warrior status. But their expectations would be sorely misplaced, as this babby would only grow up watching anime and drawing.

He grew up within the depths of Canada, so sometimes he says shit no one understands. Like, what the fuck is a toonie? Or a double double? The rest of the server hopes to someday understand. As a child, he was the token funny, chubby, minority kid. However, Slick has blocked out most of his childhood memories as he was constantly making an ass out of himself.

Abilities
Despite being birthed by the Great Spirit of the North, he lacks supernatural abilities. But has gained human abilities.
 * Can play Guitar and Tenor Saxophone. But can't read music.
 * Can draw and write.
 * Can coerce you into listening to his Spotify playlist. (https://open.spotify.com/user/real_slick_guy/playlist/2RU7iRjQbRvDCHsl4YGDXv)